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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Hello

USING SPAM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE

Today i will write about the effects of spamming =)
Please pay attention! xD i have secret eyes to check if
u have learn or not >=(
after u read must tag about what u learned!
if those linked to me didnt tag for at least a week
means she never learn and never pay attention
or cant learn!
means i have to issue u a counselling form xDD
for face to face counselling...with ME!!!!!
so if u do not want to face ur horrors be guai and learn!
xDD ok let's start

First of all, spamming is not good.
which is why you should spam a person's blog in a LAN shop
if she did something bitchy to u.
however, be sure to act innocent ok when the person ask who spamm!
who spamm! but remember: always create another name
dont use ur friends name!
u will be sabo-ing them ! which is not good
which is why that offence will get u a counselling slip from ME!!!! XD
so,as i repeat, if u do not want to face to face me u must be guai n listen!

However, email spamming is definitley not good
u noe how many spam email i got in my previous email?
1286 spam emails! OMG!
and they were all about
u have opened this mail u wil die in 30min if u dun send this to blah blah persons
5person-u die in 1 day
10person u live for a month
100person, u live forever
omg how lame is it!!!!
so now, my dear readers/Bachelor of rubbish wannabes,
please do not spamm email! xD

Now how do u define spamming?
i have taken this definition from
The Book Of High Quality Rubbish.
spamming is called spamming spamming spamming spamming spamming
with a repeatition or spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm
and they contain rubbish and unsensible spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm

so now i do hope u guys know what is spam.
so make use of spam and know how to avoid spam

AVOIDING SPAM

Now how do u define spamming?
i have taken this definition from
The Book Of High Quality Rubbish.
spamming is called spamming spamming spamming spamming spamming
with a repeatition or spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm
and they contain rubbish and unsensible spamm spamm spamm spamm spamm

so now i do hope u guys know what is spam.
so make use of spam and know how to avoid spam

the perfect way to avoid spam/virus is...
not to open strange emails with the titles like

TOP 10 TITLES

(1)RE: boobies
(2)RE: oo pretty girl...
(3)boobs enlargment cream
(4)penis enlargement cream (serious leong tau fu showed us!)
(5)Dating Website
(6)Smex for FREE!
(7)Come join por...
(8)u'll die if u receive this!
(9)i love you, bitch
(10)VIRUS!(obvious)


So now u should start heeding my advice and not fall for these tricks!
especially all those free dating service and whatever
they require ur photos and where u live
and the moment u giv them,
within 85minutes your doorbell will ring
and a hairy guy with a hairy moustache with hairy legs and hairy hair
will appear before u!
so becareful =)
dont say i didnt warn u if u want to try this tactic!
i mean, feel free to try it if u dun believe me
but do this AT YOUR OWN RISK

ok thank you for today
i might be lame enough to post about BULLYING.

Topics:
How to Bully
How to Avoid getting Bullied
How to bully a teacher
How to avoid getting bullied by a teacher

heheh have fun xDDDD!!!!

writtern @5:55 PM